Best Guitar Sound Ever

The start of Brian May's solo in Queen's We will rock you.

Awesome

Rock Paper Saddam

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"Feeding someone is an act of caring"

Alton Brown lets loose on people's attitudes towards fast food:

Here's what it comes down to kids. Ronald McDonald doesn't give a damn about you. Neither does that little minx Wendy or any of the other icons of drivethroughdom. And you know what, they're not supposed to. They're businesses doing what businesses do. They don't love you. They are not going to laugh with you on your birthdays, or hold you when you're sick and sad.

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We are fat and sick and dying because we have handed a basic, fundamental and intimate function of life over to corporations. We choose to value our nourishment so little that we entrust it to strangers. We hand our lives over to big companies and then drag them to court when the deal goes bad. This is insanity.

Right on.