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Thanks

Thankful for: in-oven digital probe thermometers, Alton Brown's turkey brine recipe, Beaujolais Nouveau (even though its kind of strange this year - it's fun to have a reason to buy more wine), Saranac 12 Beers (though I think the Caramel Porter tastes like a Brachs caramel - vile), Paid Time Off, Advair (cause I didn't know my lung capacity was as low as it was until I began inhaling the magic steroids twice a day. Now when I run, my legs can't keep up with my lungs - a nice switch), and of course Mrs Cleek (cause she makes it fun to be me).

Why are porn movies legal?

What's the difference between prostitution (sex for money) and shooting a porn movie (sex for money in front of a camera) ? Not much, it turns out: a state of mind, mostly. defective yeti did some research, and tells us all about it.

Be sure to read the comments, where his mother makes an appearance.

Sobriety

Apparently, today is Global "Sober.I" Virus day. I'm getting sober-virus-laden emails at a rate of about 1 every five minutes right now. Sweet.

See?

Slashdot reports:

    In newly published study in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health, heavy computer users were 74% more likely to develop visual field problems as compared baseline in a group of 10,202 randomly selected workers. Furthermore, heavy computer users were found to be 81% more likely to develop glaucoma.

Uh. Crap.