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It's hard to believe this repulsive shit fountain is even human, until you remember that we share 70% of our DNA with pigs.

Find out who that is, and who else made the list, at The BEAST.

The world in seven pictures.

Tupper's Self-Referential Formula

I don't want to do this.

Saint Gasoline teaches us about the Survival of the Asshats.

Unlike Skot at Izzle pfaff I don't have any embarrassing songs on my iPod. But, I'll admit that I went 24 years thinking that his #9 song, "Switching To Glide" was a Kinks song. It's actually a song by The Kings. I looked that up last year, after realizing that, in all those Kinks songs my brother sent me (thanks!), that song wasn't to be found. So, I wondered if I'd been wrong all these years. I was !

Luckily, I got through 24 years without having to reveal my ignorance - nobody ever even asked me if I remembered the song. Embarrassment avoided!

AutoStitch is way cool.

Go look at R. Crumb's series 'A short history of America'.

Do it.

This cold-blooded idiot thinks dim-bulb Bush just isn't thinking Big enough. Bush is only asking for a mere 21,000 new troops in Iraq, but according to Cap'n Concentration, we'd need at least 180,000 more troops to implement a proven solution to the Iraqi Problem: the imprisoning of all the women and children in concentration camps ! Therefore, Bush isn't serious.

Dinesh D'Souza has written another book. Of course, as always, it's about the evil American Left. But this time, it's called The Enemy At Home: The Cultural Left and Its Responsibility for 9/11. Hmmm...

From Publishers Weekly
Conservative pundit D'Souza (Illiberal Education) roots the blame for the 9/11 attacks in the left wing's "aggressive global campaign to undermine the traditional patriarchal family" in this mostly lucid but unconvincing argument. Pointing to Hillary Clinton, Britney Spears and Noam Chomsky, he decries those who have teamed up with Hollywood and the U.N. to foist an irreligious, sexually licentious, antifamily liberal culture—epitomized by Eve Ensler's play The Vagina Monologues and gay marriage initiatives—on a Muslim world that rightly reviles it. By deliberately attacking Islamic values, the left tacitly allies itself with al- Qaeda in its effort to defeat Bush's war on terror and thus discredit conservatism at home, he asserts. But D'Souza's claim that Islamic extremists are inflamed solely by America's music videos and feminists—not its U.S. bases in Saudi Arabia, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict or American support for Muslim dictators—is too single-minded. For example, he paints Abu Ghraib poster-girl Lynndie England as the personification of liberal sexual depravity, without acknowledging that the U.S. Army sent her to Iraq, not the left. Charging that liberals aid terrorists while sympathizing with the terrorists' culturally conservative worldview, D'Souza's critique of American cultural excess trips over its own inconsistencies.

In other words: Dinesh D'Souza thinks the terrorists were right.