Q: How long should it take me to go from Erect to Climax?
A: Oh, about 35 minutes.

A Good Poop is a blog that makes fun of medical science publications. No, really.

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Re-invade Vietnam!

Mad? Give 'em The finger

British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover

Look! It's the Democrats!

Gregorius: NMKY

Bacn

Them Brits take their football seriously:

Our research, which used the minimum leg-muscle mass T-rex required for movement, suggests that while not incredibly fast, this carnivore was certainly capable of running and would have little difficulty in chasing down footballer David Beckham, for instance," said Phil Manning, a paleontologist at the University of Manchester...

Look, I know he ditched y'all, in his quest for fame, fortune and foxy ladies, but suggesting, even obliquely, that he should be eaten by a T-Rex seems a little bitchy.

I saw a commercial for some new Cadillac car this AM on the Weather Channel. Or, rather, while I was struggling to get ready for work after a late night out, I heard my favorite Lilys song, "Ginger", coming from the TV and wondered if I was only dreaming of owning a new Cadillac.

Even stranger than the sheer strangeness of associating an obscure song from an obscure EP from an obscure 90's alt-rock band with a Cadillac and putting that commercial on the Weather Channel, is the section of the song they chose to use. From a song that's more than five minutes long, they chose to use the first verse where the singer this rather opaque line: "When you leave it will be cold outside / swing from tree to tree you're bound to die" - and those last four words stand out in a break from the voice-over, and are the most prominent in the line anyway. So, the impression you get from the music is "Hey, great riff. Nice buildup. What is this song? Oooh, I hear lyrics. '[mumble mumble mumble Cadillac] you're bound to die [Cadillac]'". And then you're all like "WTF?"