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Patriots

The manatee lay still, floating in the shallow waters of a Florida river over the weekend when a woman on a boat noticed something odd. As she moved closer and filmed with her phone, Hailey Warrington found a one-word message scrawled on the marine mammal’s back: “TRUMP.”

“This is just disturbing. One hundred percent disturbing,” Warrington, who discovered the defaced manatee in the Homosassa River, told the Sarasota Herald-Tribune.

Now federal and local authorities are investigating who is responsible for etching the president’s name on the threatened animal’s back. Harassment of a manatee is a criminal offense punishable by a $50,000 fine and up to a year in prison.

Mary Poppins

We watched the 1964 Disney movie over the weekend. Gotta say... it looks like a pretty short walk from live action + animation sequence to the psychedelic era. The shit is wild.

Numerology

2021 is...

The smallest number which can be expressed as the product of two consecutive prime numbers, and which produces a palindrome when multiplied by its reverse, as in:

2021 = 43 x 47

2021 x 1202 = 2429242

I predict big things from 2021.