VW is hard at work, keeping the streets of the world quiet by punishing people who honk too much:

Volkswagen of America is recalling about 71,000 2011 Jetta sedans for a wiring problem that could cause the car to turn off when the horn is used.

I've really been wanting to use the phrase "Two And A Half Wars", along with "Duh. Winning!" But I've found no reason to.

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Japan: Gettin It Done

Sixty-five million Americans—or one in four adults—have a criminal record. But employers—including major companies like Bank of America, Omni Hotel, and Domino's Pizza—routinely post job ads on Craigslist that explicitly exclude such applicants, according to a new report conducted by the National Employment Law Center (NELP), a labor-affiliated advocacy group.

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TODAY.com: Elizabeth Taylor was prolific as a bride

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List of films that most frequently use the word "fuck"

Don't De-friend Your Wife. Neither of them.