The Joy of Dullness

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That plastic leaf in sushi

Actual MSNBC.com headline:
Unannounced candidate Perry not on Iowa straw poll.

In other news...

The myth of global cooling

Prepare To Find Vitamin D In Everything

Garden slugs prefer Budweiser

Here are a few terrible lines from otherwise good songs:

• Not to mention fishing poles - Van Morrison, And it stoned me.
• I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping - Beatles, While My Guitar Gently Weeps
• Is there gas in the car? Yes there's gas in the car - Steely Dan, Kid Charlemagne
• Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses, Black Sabbath, war Pigs
• Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town - Thin Lizzy, Jailbreak

What are your favorites?

I love Cheesy Poofs
You love Cheesy Poofs
If we didn’t eat Cheesy Poofs
We’d be lame.

Apparently there's a category 24 hurricane about to hit Dumfries, UK.