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Eyyyaaaaaakikikikikikikahhh!
What's your number?
I am the 77,859,323,177th person to have lived since history began.
Sadly, that is not a prime number.
I Once Was Lost...
Infineon Raceway
It's the world's lamest car racing game. Chase the red car around the track!
Or, it's a pretty cool bit of fun from the Google street view team.
Texas Hold-em Down
There is “ample circumstantial evidence” that the congressional and state representative redistricting maps signed by Texas Gov. Rick Perry had not only the effect but the intent of limiting the voting power of Hispanic voters, Justice Department lawyers said in a court filing late Tuesday.
I so hope Perry wins the GOP nomination. Obama will utterly pulverize the fool, if he does.
The World's Most Dangerous Fish
“The warrant is coming out of my balls”
Green Chicken
The last couple of whole chickens I've bought have turned out, after cooking, to have lime-green patches in the meat next to the breast bone. They were both "free range", organic chickens. There was no weird odor, and the texture looked the same as the normal meat. We didn't eat it, of course.
Turns out, this is a common occurrence and is called "Deep Pectoral Myopathy" or "Green Muscle Disease". It's caused when the bird is still alive, and develops muscle tears due to excessive wing flapping, or rough handling, or due to poor circulation in birds that are bred for huge breasts.
Fascinating.
And disgusting!

