I stayed home, sick, obviously.

tilt, do a barrel roll

For the love of fuck, if your cough sounds like you're gargling pudding and gravel, don't come into work and share it with the rest of us! Work from home!

Robyn Hitchcock On The AV Club

Due to an editing error, yesterday’s edition of The Post incorrectly reported that Gov. Cuomo gave raises to his staff after he came into office, when, in fact, he reduced his salary and the pay of his top aides by 5 percent.

I'm sure the editor regrets the "error".

Anonymous Meets Its Match

Roger Waters is coming here to do The Wall, in the flesh!

$200 per ticket ?

Well that's an uncomfortable sum, and it fills me with the urge to defecate!

The show must go on, without me I'm afraid.

Chonosuke Okamura, Visionary

What's the deal with witches and broomsticks?

Bone-eating Snot Flowers