Yvonne the cow ends life on the lam

The Weekly Standard and someone named "Bad Rachel" apparently wants us to invade and occupy Syria.

Fuck-a that bunch-a bullshit.

The phrase "I just threw up a little in my mouth" passed its expiration date five years ago. Please stop using it.

Arktikmorneftegazrazvedka lost their oil rig, spacebar.

List of unusual deaths

Rudolph The Cube-Cut Reindeer

The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year

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A stupid TSA officer finds a bag of pot in a rapper's suitcase, then leaves a standard "you got searched" note, with "C'mon son" scrawled on it. TSA agents are forbidden from such editorializing (and from letting pot get on planes).

Said rapper finds this amusing, takes a picture of the pot and the note. Then he posts said picture on his personal Twitter account. TSA promises to notify the police.