Romnoid:
“I have to tell you. This is Ann’s sport. I’m not even sure which day the sport goes on. She will get the chance to see it, I will not be watching the event. I hope her horse does well.”
His wife's horse is in the Olympics and he won't even watch?
He's either a terrible liar or a terrible husband.
Ah, why choose: he's both!
I just realized that John Lennon's "Happy XMas" is the same tune as the old folk standard "Stewball". And I just learned that the name of the horse, and therefore the name of the song, is "Stewball", not "Screwball". I've been singing it wrong, to myself, incorrectly, for ~40 years. I like "Screwball" better.
Socialist, anti-individualist, Mitt Romney told 2002 Olympians:
"You Olympians, however, know you didn't get here on your own ! Let’s cheer the communities! All right! [pumps fist].”
doooooosh.
(minor editing may have been performed, in order to emphasize what I believe Romney was really saying)
Sometimes, often really, Fark's one liners are perfect summations.
Seventeen-year-old girl In Iran may go to jail for naming her rapists. Did I say Iran? I meant Kentucky
Various state-level statistics correlated to gun deaths by state...
via David Frum
I just received this email. Sounds like he needs help.
Hello,
I am Bashar Al-Assad the Syrian President
I anticipate that you read this mail quickly and let me know your opinion on this classified information herein.
I would like you to assist me to move my resource to your country or any safe location.
This resource is my only security to help sustain my future amid the current crisis in my country and this is the main reason why I still hold onto the presidential seat.Your immediate attention to this matter will be highly appreciated.
Thanks and God bless you.
Sincerely yours,
Bashar Al-Assad
So, what's the consensus: help him or not?
Busy day at the old liberal media:
Top ten political stories are all about Romney or the GOP.