The cake is not a lie

Yet another massacre has occurred in the historically war-torn region of the Southern United States – and so soon after the religious festival of Easter.

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Maybe This Will Get Assault Weapons Banned?

“What we’ve said to the girls is, ‘If you guys ever decided you’re going to get a tattoo, then mommy and me will get the exact same tattoo in the same place. And we’ll go on YouTube and show it off as a family tattoo,” Obama said. “And our thinking is that might dissuade them from thinking that somehow that’s a good way to rebel.”

I'd take him up on it. In a big way.

NASA drew a penis on Mars.

snort

and then they took the picture down and replaced it with something else. booo....

Is probably even worse than the name would lead you to believe.

Frequently-freaked-out Andrew Sullivan is freaking-out because he thinks America excessively freaked-out over the Boston bombings.

update: ... actually I'm going to solve the Sullivan problem once and for all: I'm going to stop reading him.

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The Ancient Art of Perfect Gin

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