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Great Failures In Armchair Etymology

"Self," I thinks to myself, "licorice. Now that is a funny word. What does it mean? Where did it come from?" The lightbulb turns on. "Licor sounds like liquor, eh? But if the front of the word is liquor, what is -ice?" Another lightbulb, way over on the other side of the room, turns on. "In German and English and probably a lot of other languages, the -ish / -isch prefix means something like like ! And we pronounce the -ice in licorice as ish. So, that would mean 'licorice' means 'like liquor'? But that doesn't make any..." Another lightbulb pops on, upstairs. "There are dozens of those old-world herbal tonic liquors with strong licorice and anise flavors: ouzo, anisette, akvavit, Jägermeister, etc.. Could licorice be a reference to those? The English word for the flavor is a reference to a prominent use of the flavoring? A way of saying 'this candy tastes like (that funky herbal) liquor'? As if someone invented a whisky-flavored candy and called it 'Whiskyish' ?"

No!

Licorice comes from Old French (licoresse) via Greek (glukurrhiza) and means "sweet root". It's not a Germanic adjective.

Undaunted, I continue.

"Hey self! What about coward? That's a strange one. Cow, is obvs cow. And -ard could certainly be -herd, as in shepherd (which we pronounce shepard). That would mean coward is cow herder ? OK, obviously it does. But how does that related to being afraid and timid?"

It doesn't, that's how!

"Coward" is from Old French coart: coe which means 'tail' and -art is "...an agent noun suffix denoting one that carries on some action or possesses some quality, with derogatory connotation." So, something like "tail between legs" or "shows his tail" or whatever.

Fail!

But, as a surname (ex. Noel Coward), it does indeed mean "cow herd" (via Old English cuhyrde). English and French collided, and in the aftermath, the name for an honorable profession became an insult. I suppose that's why we needed "cowboy" - "cowards and Indians" just wouldn't sell movie tickets.

Glorious partial success!

Bread Fan

I'm getting pretty good at this bread thing.

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Here's a light whole wheat bread made from an overnight preferment, with a touch of White Lily flour in it, for ... lightness (or possibly, it's because I ran out of bread flour. who can say). It's light and airy, with a nice nutritious-tasting whole wheat flavor.

I'm gonna go eat a pound of it, now.

Drug Companies Elbowing Out The Competition

In the UK anyway.

Hundreds of thousands of people drinking half a bottle of wine a night are to be put on the first ever drug to help reduce alcohol consumption, under plans announced by the National Institute for Health and Care Excellence.

Men drinking three pints of beer and women drinking two large glasses of wine per night and who do not cut down within two weeks should be prescribed a new drug, Nice has said.

There are an estimated 750,000 people in the UK who would be eligible for nalmefene who show no overt symptoms associated with their drinking.

Fuck the National Institute for Health and Care Excellence.

Wot's, uh, the deal?

Some people have been asking Laurie, my wife, about a new album I have coming out in November. Errhh? I don't have an album coming out, they are probably confused. David Gilmour and Nick Mason have an album coming out. It's called Endless River. David and Nick constitute the group Pink Floyd. I on the other hand, am not part of Pink Floyd. I left Pink Floyd in 1985, that's 29 years ago. I had nothing to do with either of the Pink Floyd studio albums, Momentary Lapse of Reason and The Division Bell, nor the Pink Floyd tours of 1987 and 1994, and I have nothing to do with Endless River. Phew! This is not rocket science people, get a grip.

Roger Waters is not in Pink Floyd, idiots! Errhh!

He's Not Here

On our way to Thailand, stopped after our first leg, at Dulles airport in DC, I looked at my phone and noticed I just got a new voicemail. How exciting - nobody ever calls me. The voicemail was from an officer at the IRS looking for some guy with a very African-sounding name: a name which I can't even begin to decipher since the IRS guy had a heavy Indian accent and was having a hard time pronouncing it himself. The intended recipient was being informed that he needs to contact the IRS because there are multiple Federal charges levied against him and his identity is in question. Sucks to be you!

Last night I got another call from the IRS. This one was automated, but said that the person is in violation of his (?) visa and will be deported.

If it was any other organization, I might be tempted to call them back and tell them they have the wrong number. But there's no way I'm going to step into this.

Update: h.t. Ugh, prolly a scam

Shitala

Today in odd deities:

Shitala (Sheetala), also called Sitala (शीतला śītalā), is a Hindu goddess widely worshipped in North India, West Bengal, Nepal, Bangladesh and Pakistan as the pox-goddess. She is the Goddess of sores, ghouls, pustules and diseases, acclaimed by Hindus.

Bitters

A class action complaint alleged the makers of Iowa’s Templeton Rye whiskey lied to customers and charged them a premium price for a product that isn’t really made in Iowa.

Templeton Rye Spirits, LLC, is headquartered in Templeton, a small town in Carroll County, Iowa. They own a distillery there, but a complaint filed in Cook County, Illinois alleged Templeton Rye whiskey is actually distilled and aged at a factory in Indiana where whiskey is also distilled and aged for “dozens of other brands.”

Add a splash of Luxardo and a bit of Cointreau you've got yourself a nice drink. It's somewhere between an old fashioned and a Manhattan. I call it a "Saratoga Radio" because that's what we hear the woman sing in the BSG intro.

Negativity Bias

Negative events affect us more than positive ones. We remember them more vividly and they play a larger role in shaping our lives. Farewells, accidents, bad parenting, financial losses and even a random snide comment take up most of our psychic space, leaving little room for compliments or pleasant experiences to help us along life’s challenging path. The staggering human ability to adapt ensures that joy over a salary hike will abate within months, leaving only a benchmark for future raises. We feel pain, but not the absence of it.

Bummer.

Hell Is


Hell is third-party libraries.

Hell is the middle seat.

Hell is the middle east.

Hell is post-nasal drip.

Hell is a 6:15AM alarm.

Hell is a 5:30AM cat.

Hell is a multithreaded crash issue.