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His bulbous salutation

Morrissey wrote a book. Here's an excerpt.

“Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”

Sounds like they've become a lurid purple Katamari, rolling across the lexicon, gobbling-up every adjective and modifier in their path.

I Threw It All Away

What's really sad about Scott Walker dropping out is that there is another Scott Walker - a singer! - and I was gathering songs to use as illustrations for all the beats of his campaign.

But now? It's all over. He threw it all away.

SCOTT WALKER☆I Threw It All Away

(Yo La Tengo's version is much better)
 
Scott, you just left, without warning. I never had a chance to use "I Think I'm Getting Over You" !

Scott Walker - I Think I'm Getting Over You

 
So now what are you going to do, Scotty?
Scott Walker - What Are You Doing The Rest Of Your Life

 
Now that you're on your own again?
Scott Walker - On Your Own Again

 
And... It's a shame I'll never find a reason to use this!
Scott Walker - Epizootics! (Official Video)

So many ways to set me right

Jonathon then says it's a sin
But he don't think twice cause to him
Religion don't mean a thing
It's just another way to be right wing
-- Spoon, Jonathon Fisk

Rep. Paul Gosar (R-AZ) announced on Thursday that he will boycott Pope Francis' address to Congress since the pontiff may discuss climate change during the speech.

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"More troubling is the fact that this climate change talk has adopted all of the socialist talking points, wrapped false science and ideology into 'climate justice' and is being presented to guilt people into leftist policies. If the Pope stuck to standard Christian theology, I would be the first in line," Gosar said. "But when the Pope chooses to act and talk like a leftist politician, then he can expect to be treated like one."

"If the Pope wants to devote his life to fighting climate change then he can do so in his personal time. But to promote questionable science as Catholic dogma is ridiculous," Gosar continued.

Gosar indicated that he would change his mind about the boycott if the pope signals that he will not discuss climate change in his address to Congress.

My Job

I wonder... Someday, when computers have replaced all our jobs, will there be computers whose job it is to send emails, then sit and wait forever while those emails go unanswered? If not, then no computer can claim to have replaced my job.