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Note to self

Yes, it is a ton of fun being at the beach, living on lunch meat and booze for a week. But that doesn't mean the pictures you take with your crappy iPhone are worth sharing.

His bulbous salutation

Morrissey wrote a book. Here's an excerpt.

“Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”

Sounds like they've become a lurid purple Katamari, rolling across the lexicon, gobbling-up every adjective and modifier in their path.

I Threw It All Away

What's really sad about Scott Walker dropping out is that there is another Scott Walker - a singer! - and I was gathering songs to use as illustrations for all the beats of his campaign.

But now? It's all over. He threw it all away.

SCOTT WALKER☆I Threw It All Away

(Yo La Tengo's version is much better)
 
Scott, you just left, without warning. I never had a chance to use "I Think I'm Getting Over You" !

Scott Walker - I Think I'm Getting Over You

 
So now what are you going to do, Scotty?
Scott Walker - What Are You Doing The Rest Of Your Life

 
Now that you're on your own again?
Scott Walker - On Your Own Again

 
And... It's a shame I'll never find a reason to use this!
Scott Walker - Epizootics! (Official Video)