Yes, it is a ton of fun being at the beach, living on lunch meat and booze for a week. But that doesn't mean the pictures you take with your crappy iPhone are worth sharing.
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Tech nerds and US politics
Hey nerds. Go learn something about how US politics actually works.
Some sandpiper
HDR NC
Some fucking hand
Super
The Time Cube Heir Has Been Revealed
"If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told it's two, and that cannot be."
His bulbous salutation
Morrissey wrote a book. Here's an excerpt.
“Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”
Sounds like they've become a lurid purple Katamari, rolling across the lexicon, gobbling-up every adjective and modifier in their path.
For Digestion's Sake!

I Threw It All Away
What's really sad about Scott Walker dropping out is that there is another Scott Walker - a singer! - and I was gathering songs to use as illustrations for all the beats of his campaign.
But now? It's all over. He threw it all away.
(Yo La Tengo's version is much better)
Scott, you just left, without warning. I never had a chance to use "I Think I'm Getting Over You" !
So now what are you going to do, Scotty?
Now that you're on your own again?
And... It's a shame I'll never find a reason to use this!




