Ladies and Gentlemen, Sarah Palin:

Mr. Chairman, delegates, and fellow citizens: I am so proud to be here. But I was, “that’s enough with the support of the country in uniform. Track is the journey he will have made.

It's the journey he will have made.

It's the journey of an upright and honorable man - the elimination of the public interest - and speak freely in this, a country is the idealism of those troops, that is the law.

While I was going to be interested in Jesus Christ through you because of the citizens of Alaska, may you touch them all, and may Alaska be blessed through all of you guys, and I am honored to be to be considered for the PTA because I think there’s something going on lately about how bitterly they cling to their religion and guns when those people aren't listening.

We tend to prefer candidates who use their careers to promote their careers.

And then there is a true profile in courage, and people like that are hard to come by.

He's a man who's there to serve and defend America.

I accept the challenge of a madman -not when Iran just this summer tested long-range Shahab-3 missiles capable of striking Tel Aviv, not when Iran sponsors terrorists that threaten and kill innocent people around the world.

The Iranian government wants nuclear weapons. The International Atomic Energy Agency reports that Iran is not supposed to be the daughter of Chuck and Sally Heath. Long ago, a young farmer and habber-dasher from Missouri followed an unlikely path to the people.

I came to office promising to control spending - by request if possible and by veto if necessary.

Senator McCain also promises to use the word "victory" except when he's talking about his own people. He will share his hateful agenda with the support of the country in uniform. Track is the journey he will exercise the right people.

Politics isn't just a game of clashing parties and competing interests.

The right reason is to challenge the status quo, to serve and defend America.

I accept the privilege of serving with a man who's there to serve the people of this threat and what we have under the ground. We’re very very rich. But our most important natural resource of course is our opponent's plan? What does he actually seek to cut off nearly a fifth of world energy supplies ... or that Venezuela might shut off its oil deliveries ... we Americans need to do nothing at all.

Starting in January, in a McCain-Palin administration, we're going to have delivered at a Monday rally protesting the UN appearance of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, she was my nanny when my kids sure miss her. I came to office promising major ethics reform, to end the culture of self-dealing. And today, that ethics reform is so hard to come by.

He's a man who's there to serve the people of Alaska. Let us pray for that.

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That's her acceptance speech, and her canceled speech at the UN, and the text of her speech at the Master's Commission in Wasilla, run through a simple Markov chain text generator.

Not far off the real thing, eh?

Here's another one, having added in her responses in the Gibson, Couric and Hannity TV interviews.

Mr. Chairman, delegates, and fellow citizens: I am so proud of America. They’re seeing through a lot of the nation’s not going to be solely looked to for the nomination for Vice President of the citizens of Alaska, may you touch them all, and may Alaska be blessed through all of you.

I just want to live, work, and worship in peace. Politically-motivated abductions, torture, death by stoning, flogging, and amputations are just — they just make me so proud.

Losing is not supposed to be here. But I have learned and built as a mom, you know, uh, praying for an outpouring of God’s spirit here, that revival to be for the people of Alaska. So what comes from having Trig four months ago. No, it’s some thick skin in there also.

No. But I so respected John McCain, his maverick streak in him there really being made manifest in choosing someone who has come through much harder missions ... and that its uranium enrichment capacity is rapidly improving. According to news reports, U.S. intelligence agencies believe the Iranians may have enough nuclear material to produce these supplies of energy.

Absolutely. ANWR is a true profile in courage, and people like that are just some of these companies, that abuse there has got to keep your job at a $700 billion transfer of wealth, still, that imbalance of trade is something that John McCain has inspired with his warnings two years ago about Fannie and Freddie - that, that's paramount. That's more than a heck of a McCain presidency - from the primary election of 2000 to this table, Charlie, and that's the beauty of American elections, of course, because I knew that there was confirmation that those abuses stop.

Well, you know, my heart wrapped around the idea. Obviously knowing that this is what I was mayor of my life in a time of such turmoil. He was able to lead them.

I think Senator Clinton argued that part of its most vulnerable citizens. By that standard, the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps -which no one should doubt is a man who has come through much harder missions ... and move forward on a ticket of reform.

Senator Biden has tremendous amounts of experience. I think that, you know, first, Fannie and Freddie - that, that's paramount. That's more than talk ... the wisdom of the good things that I do bring to this very day.

Our nominee for president supports plans to raise them. His tax increases are the fine men and women, they just make me so proud.

Losing is not afraid of one either. Harry Reid, the Majority Leader was driving at is that profound and that is the journey he will have made.

It's the journey he will exercise the right people.

Politics isn't just a game of clashing parties and competing interests.

The right reason is to focus the world map right now. There’s something going on in the state of Alaska, we shook things up.

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One more:

Mr. Chairman, delegates, and fellow citizens: I am so proud, have been serving. I’ve been working for the confidence that you’ve placed in me. Senator, I am running with, he is the kind of man I want to help our nominee for president is a moment, this is just baby fat, right, from having Trig four months ago. No, it’s some thick skin in there and so be it.

We’re moving on and how much that help will cost you. It’s your money and you can’t just talk about those contrasts, because this is just baby fat, right, from having once been powerless ... the ones who do some unconventional things, in assembling a very large portion of the U.S. domestic production of oil.

Those things that John McCain — in reform, putting government back on the issues aforementioned already here. And the American people by hundreds of billions of dollars. My sister Heather and her husband have just built a special love.

To the most powerful office on earth, he would rather lose an election than see his country for 22 years, and refused to hedge his commitment to reform, of being able to make America a more welcoming place for your sons and daughters.

I pledge to all of us less safe.

But Iran is not to allow the export bans to such a special, special place. The Assembly of God here has been a real center point for the PTA because I didn’t prepare anything, thinking my schedule wouldn’t allow me to the very, very seriously.

It’s small-town America. It’s just too impacting, we had at camp, my whole family getting baptised when we were to lose there, we’re not going to be here. But I was, “that’s enough with the Treasury is helping and what I need to tackle also. Yes, those dollars should be held accountable every single day that they can be done in unifying people and the Revolutionary Guard Corps -which no one expects us to agree on everything.

But we are in office with real responsibilities that do demand that accountability and invite accountability.

I don’t know, that’s their prerogative though. Again, this campaign is about reform of government and it's about putting government back on the side of the solution to the threat that Iran suspend its illegal nuclear enrichment activities. It has levied three rounds of sanctions. How has Ahmadinejad responded? With the declaration that the American people have the American people are trusting these companies with their insurance policies and construction bonds and the founder of the problems on Wall Street, but government can play a very, very important in my speeches, if it’s something that John McCain and I was like, “Nah, I don’t agree with all of America's energy problems - as if we are so privileged to get that gas line built, so pray for that.

But I can give Americans that the American presidency is not just his party.