Obama should go on TV and read the dictionary definition of "socialism". Then he should ask, "Have I ever suggested that the government should take over the means of production? No? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU IGNORANT DOUCHEBAGS. Thank you. And God Bless America."

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Tagged, like an endangered ape, by The Modesto Kid...

Rules:
1 - Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random” or click en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations" or click www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” or click www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.

I'd tag someone else, but looking through the last 80 comments... none of you have blogs.

ENCYCLOPIZZA

I tried to make my own pizza dough this week. I used a "cold rise" method, where you mix it all up then let it sit in the fridge overnight. Then you take it out and fuss with it, then let it rest and fuss with it some more. It came out pretty bad: tough but doughy, undercooked but rock hard in places. Blech.

So, I Googled "tough pizza dough" and came up with this... Wow, that's a lot of information about a lot of things that can go wrong. Maybe I'll just stick to store-bought dough from now on.

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