{"id":9775,"date":"2010-07-29T16:00:56","date_gmt":"2010-07-29T20:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=9775"},"modified":"2010-07-29T16:00:56","modified_gmt":"2010-07-29T20:00:56","slug":"happy-birthday-to-y-eeeewww","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=9775","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday to Y.... eeeewww!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href='http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/world-asia-pacific-10809128'>He was thought to be the oldest man in Tokyo<\/a> - but when officials went to congratulate Sogen Kato on his 111th birthday, they uncovered mummified skeletal remains lying in his bed.<\/p>\n<p>Mr Kato may have been dead for 30 years according to Japanese authorities.<\/p>\n<p>They grew suspicious when they went to honour Mr Kato at his address in Adachi ward, but his granddaughter told them he \"doesn't want to see anybody\".<\/p>\n<p>Police are now investigating the family on possible fraud charges.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>While the officials were knocking on the door, the following conversation was overheard:<\/p>\n<p>\"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0054215\/quotes?qt0337914\">Please, grandfather<\/a>.\"<\/p>\n<p>\"No! I will not hide in the fruit cellar! Ha! You think I'm fruity, huh? I'm staying right here. This is my room and no one will drag me out of it, least of all my big, bold granddaughter! \"<\/p>\n<p>\"They'll come now, grandfather! He came after the girl, and now someone will come after him. Please grandfather, it's just for a few days, just for a few days so they won't find you! \"<\/p>\n<p>'Just for a few days'? In that dark, dank fruit cellar? No! You hid me there once, girl, and you'll not do it again, not ever again; now get out! I told you to get out, girl. <\/p>\n<p>See, also: <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sokushinbutsu\">Sokushinbutsu<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He was thought to be the oldest man in Tokyo - but when officials went to congratulate Sogen Kato on his 111th birthday, they uncovered mummified skeletal remains lying in his bed. Mr Kato may have been dead for 30 years according to Japanese authorities. They grew suspicious when they went to honour Mr Kato [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9775"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9775\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}