{"id":965,"date":"2006-03-16T14:57:53","date_gmt":"2006-03-16T14:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=965"},"modified":"2006-03-16T14:57:53","modified_gmt":"2006-03-16T14:57:53","slug":"happy-pappy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=965","title":{"rendered":"Happy, Pappy?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey friend, do you want to be happy? Well, of course you do. Only poets want to be unhappy. So, let Ol' Cleek give you the five secrets to happiness:<\/p>\n

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  1. Move down South\n
  2. Go to church regularly\n
  3. Join the Republican party\n
  4. Get yourself a spouse\n
  5. Boost your income over $100K\n<\/ol>\n

    Follow those five steps and I'll personally guarantee you a happy life. Act now!<\/p>\n

    via Pew<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Hey friend, do you want to be happy? Well, of course you do. Only poets want to be unhappy. So, let Ol' Cleek give you the five secrets to happiness: Move down South Go to church regularly Join the Republican party Get yourself a spouse Boost your income over $100K Follow those five steps and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=965"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}