{"id":865,"date":"2005-12-02T10:56:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-02T10:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=865"},"modified":"2005-12-02T10:56:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-02T10:56:00","slug":"top-thirty-facts-about-chuck-norris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=865","title":{"rendered":"Top Thirty Facts About Chuck Norris"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>#10: If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.<\/p>\n<p>#11: Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.4q.cc\/chuck\/index.php?topthirty\">Go read them all, now<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.4q.cc\/t\/index.php?topthirty\">MR T<\/a> version is good, too:<\/p>\n<ul>#2: Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.<\/p>\n<p>#29: Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.<\/ul>\n<p>Oh, and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.4q.cc\/vin\/index.php?topthirty\">Vin Diesel<\/a> one is good, as well:<\/p>\n<ul>#4: There is no \"I\" in team. There are two \"I\"s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team.<\/p>\n<p>#7: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Vin Diesel.<\/p>\n<p>#38: Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#10: If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. #11: Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. Go read them all, now. The MR [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}