{"id":8152,"date":"2010-03-08T17:35:33","date_gmt":"2010-03-08T21:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=8152"},"modified":"2010-03-08T17:35:33","modified_gmt":"2010-03-08T21:35:33","slug":"i-need-to-shave-my-junk-here-take-the-wheel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=8152","title":{"rendered":"Jesus, take the wheel. I need to shave my junk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via <a href='http:\/\/consumerist.com\/2010\/03\/advice-do-not-save-your-privates-while-driving.html'>The Consumerist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.<\/p>\n<p>\"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,\" Trooper Gary Dunick said. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The whole shaving-while-driving this is truly awesome, but I just can't get past the <i>ex-husband<\/i> part. <\/p>\n<p>Dude. WTF?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via The Consumerist: Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat. \"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}