{"id":806,"date":"2005-10-18T10:52:56","date_gmt":"2005-10-18T10:52:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=806"},"modified":"2005-10-18T10:52:56","modified_gmt":"2005-10-18T10:52:56","slug":"donuthead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=806","title":{"rendered":"Donuthead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I stopped at a Dunkin Donuts drive-thru today to get some donuts for the office. The guy asks for my order, and I say \"I want to get a dozen donuts.\" <\/p>\n<p>He says \"Seven?\". <\/p>\n<p>\"No,\" I say as slowly, loudly and clearly as I can, \"I want a dozen.\" <\/p>\n<p>He says \"Seven ? You know, <i>twelve<\/i> is really a better value.\" <\/p>\n<p>I sigh and reply, \"OK\".<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stopped at a Dunkin Donuts drive-thru today to get some donuts for the office. The guy asks for my order, and I say \"I want to get a dozen donuts.\" He says \"Seven?\". \"No,\" I say as slowly, loudly and clearly as I can, \"I want a dozen.\" He says \"Seven ? You know, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=806"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}