{"id":8014,"date":"2010-02-22T13:39:04","date_gmt":"2010-02-22T17:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=8014"},"modified":"2010-02-22T13:39:04","modified_gmt":"2010-02-22T17:39:04","slug":"dont-count-your-chickens-before-they-pee-in-the-cup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=8014","title":{"rendered":"Don't Count Your Chickens Before They Pee In The Cup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, last week's interview went well because I got a call Thursday AM from the recruiter, asking me if I could come in to do some paperwork and take the drug test. I couldn't because I was sick, but said I'd try to get there Friday.<\/p>\n<p>Thursday night, though, my cold got bad and I was coughing a lot. So I went into our medicine stash and grabbed that bottle of TussionEx that my wife got for her cough last year's cold season, and I took a good hit off it. Worked like a charm. Slept well, too! <\/p>\n<p>TussionEx, you see, is the magic prescription-only cough syrup that includes the secret ingredient <em>Hydrocodone <\/em>- a.k.a. Vicodin, a.k.a. the kind of thing that shows up on a drug test as an opiate. The kind of thing I'd probably need to show a valid prescription for, if it came up on drug screen. At the time, I wasn't thinking about drug tests, I just wanted to stop coughing.<\/p>\n<p>I explained all this to the recruiter this AM, and she wasn't concerned. So, I took the drug test today. Hope all those charts that say Hydrocodone is undetectable after 3 days are accurate !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, last week's interview went well because I got a call Thursday AM from the recruiter, asking me if I could come in to do some paperwork and take the drug test. I couldn't because I was sick, but said I'd try to get there Friday. Thursday night, though, my cold got bad and I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}