{"id":7918,"date":"2010-02-03T15:00:19","date_gmt":"2010-02-03T19:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=7918"},"modified":"2010-02-03T15:00:19","modified_gmt":"2010-02-03T19:00:19","slug":"my-chain-please-stop-jerking-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=7918","title":{"rendered":"My Chain, Please Stop Jerking It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Dell<\/strong>, 3:18AM : We wanted to let you know that there is a delay with one or more items in <a href=\"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=7874#comment-65706\">your order<\/a>. The new shipping date is 3\/15\/2010. (previous shipping date was today)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>, 9:41AM : Cancel this order.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dell<\/strong>, 10:45AM : Oh wait, would you look at that! We just shipped your order! How fortunate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dell, 3:18AM : We wanted to let you know that there is a delay with one or more items in your order. The new shipping date is 3\/15\/2010. (previous shipping date was today) Me, 9:41AM : Cancel this order. Dell, 10:45AM : Oh wait, would you look at that! We just shipped your order! How [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7918"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7918\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}