{"id":6085,"date":"2009-06-17T09:41:29","date_gmt":"2009-06-17T13:41:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=6085"},"modified":"2009-06-17T09:41:29","modified_gmt":"2009-06-17T13:41:29","slug":"someone-is-lying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=6085","title":{"rendered":"Someone Is Lying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/31400926\/ns\/world_news-weird_news\/\">msnbc.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A Belgian teenager has told police how she emerged from a tattoo parlor with 56 stars over one side of her face, rather than the three she had asked for, prosecutors said on Tuesday.<\/p>\n<p>\"I said this part, the top, is ok, but not the rest,\" Kimberley Vlaeminck from the city of Kortrijk, 56 miles northwest of Brussels, told Belgian broadcaster VRT.<\/p>\n<p>The 18-year-old said she fell asleep during the procedure, and woke up in pain when her nose was being tattooed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Nobody with a functioning nervous system could possibly fall asleep while their face is being tattooed. Even when it hurts the least, and not on sensitive skin like the side of your nose or near the corner of your eye, it feels like being stuck with a hypodermic needle, over and over (because that's pretty much what it is); and at worst, it feels like being carved with a red-hot handsaw. And it's loud even when the gun isn't right next to your ear, pressing against the side of your head.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\"She agreed, but when her father saw it, the trouble started,\" Belgian newspaper Het Laatste Nieuws quoted the man as saying.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ding! Ding! Ding!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>msnbc.com: A Belgian teenager has told police how she emerged from a tattoo parlor with 56 stars over one side of her face, rather than the three she had asked for, prosecutors said on Tuesday. \"I said this part, the top, is ok, but not the rest,\" Kimberley Vlaeminck from the city of Kortrijk, 56 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6085"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6085\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}