{"id":5694,"date":"2009-05-11T15:10:26","date_gmt":"2009-05-11T19:10:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=5694"},"modified":"2009-05-11T15:10:26","modified_gmt":"2009-05-11T19:10:26","slug":"congress-shall-make-no-laws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=5694","title":{"rendered":"Congress Shall Make No Laws..."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some dim-witted wanna-be-proselytizers are trying to pass a law making 2010 the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.govtrack.us\/congress\/billtext.xpd?bill=hc111-121\">Year Of The Bible<\/a> ! That's supa-awesome.<\/p>\n<p>I can't wait for Leviticus Week. I'm gonna get me some <a href=\"http:\/\/scripturetext.com\/leviticus\/25-44.htm\">Canadian heathen slaves<\/a>, take them down to Red Lobster, and sic them on anyone eating shellfish.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/storyonly\/2009\/5\/10\/729837\/-Republicans-Declare-2010-as-Year-of-the-Bible\">More<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some dim-witted wanna-be-proselytizers are trying to pass a law making 2010 the Year Of The Bible ! That's supa-awesome. I can't wait for Leviticus Week. I'm gonna get me some Canadian heathen slaves, take them down to Red Lobster, and sic them on anyone eating shellfish. More.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5694\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}