{"id":568,"date":"2005-03-31T14:02:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-31T14:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=568"},"modified":"2005-03-31T14:02:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-31T14:02:00","slug":"maam-were-not-going-to-go-down-there-and-escort-your-western-bacon-cheeseburger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=568","title":{"rendered":"Ma'am, we're not going to go down there and escort your Western bacon cheeseburger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/community\/customers_suck\/9865898.html?thread=107782826#t107782826\">Here's a woman<\/a> who called the sheriff because Burger King wouldn't give her the right hamburger. <\/p>\n<p>It sounds like a Crank Yankers call, but I doubt they'd call <i>the sheriff<\/i> as a joke. I could be wrong. I hope so...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here's a woman who called the sheriff because Burger King wouldn't give her the right hamburger. It sounds like a Crank Yankers call, but I doubt they'd call the sheriff as a joke. I could be wrong. I hope so...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}