{"id":5548,"date":"2009-04-28T11:42:05","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T15:42:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=5548"},"modified":"2009-04-28T11:42:05","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T15:42:05","slug":"uncomfortable-plot-summaries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=5548","title":{"rendered":"Uncomfortable Plot Summaries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.postmodernbarney.com\/2009\/04\/uncomfortable-plot-summaries\/\">Here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Some favorites:<\/p>\n<p>HARRY POTTER: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don\u2019t apply to him, is right.<br \/>\nJURASSIC PARK: Theme park\u2019s grand opening pushed back.<br \/>\nKING KONG: Endangered animal stolen, shot.<br \/>\nTHE CAT FROM OUTER SPACE: College professors help illegal alien evade authorities. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here. Some favorites: HARRY POTTER: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don\u2019t apply to him, is right. JURASSIC PARK: Theme park\u2019s grand opening pushed back. KING KONG: Endangered animal stolen, shot. THE CAT FROM OUTER SPACE: College professors help illegal alien evade authorities.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5548\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}