{"id":53,"date":"2004-02-28T11:55:23","date_gmt":"2004-02-28T11:55:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=53"},"modified":"2004-02-28T11:55:23","modified_gmt":"2004-02-28T11:55:23","slug":"107798732362565010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"107798732362565010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Stifle<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I had a big post up on all the different fun things my friends and I would do with fire when we were young and irresponsible. Then I realized that some stupid kid somewhere is going to find this and learn how we made a torch out of a tube of model glue and then he's gonna try it in his bedroom and kill himself and his sister and I'm gonna get sued. So, I took the post down. It's a shame I can't pass on this wealth of pyrotechnical knowledge, but alas, the world is full of dumbasses and our society would hold me responsible for their actions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stifle I had a big post up on all the different fun things my friends and I would do with fire when we were young and irresponsible. Then I realized that some stupid kid somewhere is going to find this and learn how we made a torch out of a tube of model glue and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}