{"id":475,"date":"2004-12-26T13:32:05","date_gmt":"2004-12-26T13:32:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=475"},"modified":"2004-12-26T13:32:05","modified_gmt":"2004-12-26T13:32:05","slug":"collateral-hamage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=475","title":{"rendered":"Collateral Hamage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ham.jpg\"><\/p>\n<div>Sony P7<\/div>\n<p>Behold the remnants of the Ham Grenade. The other half was blown, with great velocity, into my belly (and a bit hit Mrs Cleek, too). Only a bottle of Clicquot and a generous padding of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.epicurious.com\/recipes\/recipe_views\/views\/109178\">potato gratin<\/a> saved us from delicious salty doom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sony P7 Behold the remnants of the Ham Grenade. The other half was blown, with great velocity, into my belly (and a bit hit Mrs Cleek, too). Only a bottle of Clicquot and a generous padding of potato gratin saved us from delicious salty doom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=475"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}