{"id":4368,"date":"2009-01-09T09:00:22","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T14:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=4368"},"modified":"2009-01-09T09:00:22","modified_gmt":"2009-01-09T14:00:22","slug":"electric-dairyland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=4368","title":{"rendered":"Electric Dairyland"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\">The Customer Is Not Always Right<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>(I was a customer at a cell phone store, observing the following exchange.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Employee<\/strong>: \u201cI\u2019m sorry sir, but your phone has water damage, which isn\u2019t covered by the warranty. You will have to purchase a new phone.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Customer<\/strong>: \u201cThat\u2019s ridiculous! I haven\u2019t gotten the phone wet!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Employee<\/strong>: \u201cHave you used the phone in the rain? Sometimes, that\u2019s all it takes to get the internals wet enough to damage the device.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Customer<\/strong>: \u201cWell, yes, but that doesn\u2019t make any sense! Cows are in the rain all the time and they don\u2019t die!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Employee<\/strong>: \u201c\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: *interjecting* \u201cSir, cows aren\u2019t electronic devices.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Customer<\/strong>: *storms out*\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From The Customer Is Not Always Right: (I was a customer at a cell phone store, observing the following exchange.) Employee: \u201cI\u2019m sorry sir, but your phone has water damage, which isn\u2019t covered by the warranty. You will have to purchase a new phone.\u201d Customer: \u201cThat\u2019s ridiculous! I haven\u2019t gotten the phone wet!\u201d Employee: \u201cHave [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}