{"id":4197,"date":"2008-12-16T08:50:46","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T13:50:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=4197"},"modified":"2008-12-16T08:50:46","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T13:50:46","slug":"your-my-vehicle-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=4197","title":{"rendered":"You're My Vehicle, Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There's an Elvis movie quiz over at <a href=\"http:\/\/halfhearteddude.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/05\/elvis-movies-quiz\/\">Any Major Dude With Half A Heart<\/a>. I don't think I've ever seen a single Elvis movie, so I'll take the zero. But, the clues are funny to me, because of their wacky 60's Pick-A-Premise-From-A-Hat absurdity:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Elvis is a singing heir to a pineapple plantation in Hawaii ...\n<li>Elvis is a singing swimming pool lifeguard who couldn\u2019t cut it in the circus.\n<li>Elvis is a singing rodeo rider\n<li>Elvis is a singing bush pilot who takes care of a little Chinese kid.\n<li>Elvis is a singing rodeo rider (again), but with an ethnic twist: he is of Native-American descent.\n<li>Elvis is a ghetto doctor who doesn\u2019t sing an awful lot. But he falls in love.\n<li>... and my favorite: Elvis is a singing insurance salesman who moonlights as a lion tamer and falls in love with the circus clown\u2019s daughter.\n<\/ul>\n<p>Yes, I know Elvis didn't sing \"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_EBMo8xHGNs\">Vehicle<\/a>\" (but he could have).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There's an Elvis movie quiz over at Any Major Dude With Half A Heart. I don't think I've ever seen a single Elvis movie, so I'll take the zero. But, the clues are funny to me, because of their wacky 60's Pick-A-Premise-From-A-Hat absurdity: Elvis is a singing heir to a pineapple plantation in Hawaii ... [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}