{"id":4171,"date":"2008-12-13T23:56:36","date_gmt":"2008-12-14T04:56:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=4171"},"modified":"2008-12-13T23:56:36","modified_gmt":"2008-12-14T04:56:36","slug":"das-huhn-liebhaber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=4171","title":{"rendered":"das Huhn Liebhaber"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The Sun:<\/a><\/p>\n

THE star of top German TV showThe Farmer Wants A Wife has been accused by animal rights charity Peta of sexually abusing his chickens.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Gah. Fucking PETA.<\/p>\n

Seventy-one-year-old nudist Hansi was shown using his finger to sexually stimulate his female birds on the final episode, broadcast on Monday night to 8.6million viewers.<\/p>\n

He explained: \u201cI do what the cockerel would usually do, only with my finger. It is like an orgasm for the chicken.\u201d<\/p>\n

The gruff farmer added: \u201cHansi is always happy when the chickens are happy.\u201d <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\nCaught you red handed!!<\/p>\n

What's German for \"Bookmobile<\/a>\" ?<\/p>\n

KYLE: Woa dude! It's the bookmobile driver!!<\/a><\/p>\n

BARBRADY: Caught you red handed!!<\/p>\n

BOOKMOBILE DRIVER: Indeed you did!! How did you know I would strike here?<\/p>\n

BARBRADY: By reading Teetle the Timid Taxidermist!<\/p>\n

BOOKMOBILE DRIVER: YOU DID?! REALLY?! THEN IT WORKED!! MY WHOLE PLAN WORKED ABSOLUTELY PERFECTLY!!!<\/p>\n

STAN: What are you talking about dude?<\/p>\n

BOOKMOBILE DRIVER: When I heard that Officer Barbrady couldn't read, I knew I had to motivate him somehow! So I formulated a plan to encourage him to learn the magic of reading!!<\/p>\n

KYLE: So you fucked a bunch of chickens?<\/p>\n

BOOKMOBILE DRIVER: YES! YES! EXACTLY!!! Don't you see, only by fucking chickens could I get Officer Barbrady to become literate!<\/p>\n

Everyone thinks, and tries to make this make sense.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Sun: THE star of top German TV showThe Farmer Wants A Wife has been accused by animal rights charity Peta of sexually abusing his chickens. Gah. Fucking PETA. Seventy-one-year-old nudist Hansi was shown using his finger to sexually stimulate his female birds on the final episode, broadcast on Monday night to 8.6million viewers. He […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}