{"id":33493,"date":"2026-01-08T11:34:54","date_gmt":"2026-01-08T16:34:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=33493"},"modified":"2026-01-12T11:47:53","modified_gmt":"2026-01-12T16:47:53","slug":"dear-democrats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=33493","title":{"rendered":"Dear Democrats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every time you send me a text message begging for cash, I add you to my list of people to never donate money to.<\/p>\n<p>And each text makes me hate the party a little bit more.<\/p>\n<p>(Not that I am likely to donate to state Senate candidates from states on the other side of the fucking country anyway.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every time you send me a text message begging for cash, I add you to my list of people to never donate money to. And each text makes me hate the party a little bit more. (Not that I am likely to donate to state Senate candidates from states on the other side of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33493"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33505,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33493\/revisions\/33505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}