{"id":33288,"date":"2025-06-23T10:23:19","date_gmt":"2025-06-23T14:23:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=33288"},"modified":"2025-06-23T10:24:01","modified_gmt":"2025-06-23T14:24:01","slug":"when-life-gives-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=33288","title":{"rendered":"When Life Gives You..."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back in March I planted a dozen leeks from shoots I bought down at the local garden supply place.<\/p>\n<p>100 days later, they turned out to be plain yellow onions.<\/p>\n<p>So, out of spite, I used them all at once to make one batch of French onion soup. And it sucked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in March I planted a dozen leeks from shoots I bought down at the local garden supply place. 100 days later, they turned out to be plain yellow onions. So, out of spite, I used them all at once to make one batch of French onion soup. And it sucked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33288"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33290,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33288\/revisions\/33290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}