{"id":29890,"date":"2020-01-23T07:08:46","date_gmt":"2020-01-23T12:08:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=29890"},"modified":"2020-01-23T07:08:46","modified_gmt":"2020-01-23T12:08:46","slug":"worlds-worst-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=29890","title":{"rendered":"\u201cWorld\u2019s worst cat\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.newsobserver.com\/article239525208.html?fbclid=IwAR0zBo48f4CZUF_fygd7V_eCa1Jof0BP8-ZwmVNZ2gEdxY8Pr-N-jn56HaE\">Many cats<\/a> are a little nuts, but a shelter in North Carolina says it has \u201cthe world\u2019s worst cat\u201d and is waiving adoption fees in hopes someone will take Satan\u2019s evil spawn off its hands.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe thought she was sick. Turns out she\u2019s just a jerk,\u201d posted the Mitchell County Animal Rescue Inc. on Facebook.<\/p>\n<p>The little hellion\u2019s name is Perdita, and she\u2019s \u201cnot for the faint of heart,\u201d according to an adoption ad that reads like something on a bad dating app. Mitchell County is about 55 miles northeast of Asheville.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe\u2019s single and ready to be socially awkward with a socially awkward human who understands personal space,\u201d the post says.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLIKES: staring into your soul until you feel as if you may never be cheerful again ... jump scares (her specialty), lurking in dark corners... DISLIKES: kittens ... dogs, children, the Dixie Chicks, Disney movies, Christmas and last but NOT least...HUGS.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>...<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI hope Perdita finds the goth home of her dreams,\u201d Sarah Sayour said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUs too ... like soon,\u201d the shelter responded.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many cats are a little nuts, but a shelter in North Carolina says it has \u201cthe world\u2019s worst cat\u201d and is waiving adoption fees in hopes someone will take Satan\u2019s evil spawn off its hands. \u201cWe thought she was sick. Turns out she\u2019s just a jerk,\u201d posted the Mitchell County Animal Rescue Inc. on Facebook. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29890"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29891,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29890\/revisions\/29891"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}