{"id":29849,"date":"2020-01-06T16:37:45","date_gmt":"2020-01-06T21:37:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=29849"},"modified":"2020-01-06T16:37:45","modified_gmt":"2020-01-06T21:37:45","slug":"rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=29849","title":{"rendered":"Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another AI-generated Christmas carol.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/aiweirdness.com\/post\/189845472982\/the-ais-carol\">Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer<\/a><\/strong><br \/>\nWas the best sleigh in all of Nantucket<br \/>\nThe horse was lean and tanned<br \/>\nThe woman was full of perfume<br \/>\nThe only thing keeping the goose from falling off the ground<br \/>\nWas the reins<br \/>\nLike strings of spaghetti<br \/>\nAnd if you could just cut it down<br \/>\nYou could even make a bow<br \/>\nLike a bow and arrow<br \/>\nBut if you wanted to make a bow you had to use a lot of power<\/p>\n<p>Right down to the little lamb<br \/>\nIts red head was covered in feathers<br \/>\nIts heart was full of sugar<br \/>\nAnd the most prized food item was its head<\/p>\n<p>Everywhere in the barn there were beavers\u2019 eyes<br \/>\nSome would go, \u201cWhere is the sugar?\u201d<br \/>\nBut to them it was simple, it came from a good source<br \/>\nAnd they found sugar in olden times<br \/>\nFamilies that lived in the stable all had it<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is what Christmas must be like at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jeffvandermeer.com\/\">Jeff VanderMeer's<\/a> house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another AI-generated Christmas carol. Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer Was the best sleigh in all of Nantucket The horse was lean and tanned The woman was full of perfume The only thing keeping the goose from falling off the ground Was the reins Like strings of spaghetti And if you could just cut it down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29849"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29850,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29849\/revisions\/29850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}