{"id":28156,"date":"2018-07-10T10:23:21","date_gmt":"2018-07-10T14:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=28156"},"modified":"2018-07-10T10:23:21","modified_gmt":"2018-07-10T14:23:21","slug":"not-quite-clever-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=28156","title":{"rendered":"Not Quite Clever Enough"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tcpalm.com\/story\/news\/blogs\/off-the-beat\/2018\/07\/10\/man-wasnt-drinking-while-driving-just-stop-signs\/742561002\/\">A woman said<\/a> a vehicle behind her in the drive-thru kept striking her rear bumper. She pointed to a vehicle driven by Stevens, 69, of Vero Beach.<\/p>\n<p>Stevens said he\u2019s never had a valid Florida driver's license. Deputies noticed he did have an open bottle of liquor in a brown paper bag in the passenger seat.<\/p>\n<p>Stevens smelled of booze, saying he felt \u201cpretty good.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He said he was drinking Jim Beam bourbon from the bottle in the passenger seat. He said he was drinking at \u201cstop signs.\"<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe further explained that he was not drinking while the car was moving and only when he stopped for stop signs and traffic signals,\u201d the affidavit states.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman said a vehicle behind her in the drive-thru kept striking her rear bumper. She pointed to a vehicle driven by Stevens, 69, of Vero Beach. Stevens said he\u2019s never had a valid Florida driver's license. Deputies noticed he did have an open bottle of liquor in a brown paper bag in the passenger [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28156"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28157,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28156\/revisions\/28157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}