But the Enquirer makes it clear it is firmly in Trump's corner with its world exclusive blockbuster: \"Trump Passed Polygraph Proving No Russia Collusion!\"<\/p>\n
The gist: The tabloid says a Florida lie detection expert named Michael Sylvestre, at its request, analyzed a recording of a press conference<\/b> Trump gave in December in which he proclaimed there was no collusion between his campaign and the Russians, declaring, \"That has been proven.\"<\/p>\n
Sylvestre, the tabloid says, \"subjected those very words to the keen and unbiased judgment of the world-renowned DecepTech Voice Stress Analysis Machine.\"<\/b> <\/p>\n
The machine, and Sylvestre, in the past have found that Hillary Clinton, former FBI director James Comey and former Attorney General Loretta Lynch have fibbed bigly.<\/p>\n
The verdict on Trump: \"HUGE\" anger \u2014 but no dishonesty.\" Sylvestre tells the magazine that Trump \"was being truthful\" when discussing the collusion question.<\/p>\n
\"I believe he was angry and not deceptive when he spoke about the millions of dollars the investigation has spent,\" Sylvestre concludes. <\/p>\n
Case, presmuably, closed.<\/p>\n
On the other hand, the Enquirer assures us that Brad Pitt's college fraternity brothers are \"Still on Team Aniston!\"<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Nice shade, USAToday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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