{"id":27796,"date":"2018-03-22T07:21:02","date_gmt":"2018-03-22T11:21:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=27796"},"modified":"2018-03-22T07:21:02","modified_gmt":"2018-03-22T11:21:02","slug":"mmm-dry-fried-pasta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=27796","title":{"rendered":"Mmm. Dry-fried Pasta"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/munchies.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/qvxpnv\/american-exchange-students-in-italy-start-fire-by-cooking-pasta-without-water?utm_source=dmfb\">According to Italian newspaper<\/a> La Nazione, three 20-year-olds bought some pasta and took it back to their apartment in Florence, with high hopes for an authentic Italian dinner. But instead of boiling several quarts of water before adding the pasta\u2014you know, step one on every set of back-of-the-box instructions ever\u2014they emptied the dry noodles directly into the pot. (Sigh...) <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Reminds me of a guy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to Italian newspaper La Nazione, three 20-year-olds bought some pasta and took it back to their apartment in Florence, with high hopes for an authentic Italian dinner. But instead of boiling several quarts of water before adding the pasta\u2014you know, step one on every set of back-of-the-box instructions ever\u2014they emptied the dry noodles directly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27796"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27797,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27796\/revisions\/27797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}