{"id":27635,"date":"2018-03-01T12:32:59","date_gmt":"2018-03-01T17:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=27635"},"modified":"2018-03-01T15:26:19","modified_gmt":"2018-03-01T20:26:19","slug":"revelation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=27635","title":{"rendered":"Revelation!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=switchtext>\nThe NYT food section discovers ... <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2018\/02\/23\/dining\/sheet-pan-recipes.html\">the <span id=a>cookie sheet<\/span><span id=b>sheet pan<\/span>!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Did you know you can cook things in your oven? And that you can put them on a ... <span id=a>cookie sheet<\/span><span id=b>sheet pan<\/span>? Even things that aren't cookies! Savory things! And did you know that some things might spatter the other things with their squirting, oozing juices while they cook next to each other? And that will be delicious?<\/p>\n<p>No, I bet <i>you fucking did not know that<\/i>!<\/p>\n<p>Of course, the article isn't about the <span id=a>cookie sheet<\/span><span id=b>sheet pan<\/span>. Everyone knows about cooking on <span id=a>cookie sheets<\/span><span id=b>sheet pans<\/span>. They have a whole separate article on that. No, this is about the magical <i>quarter-sized<\/i> <span id=a>cookie sheet<\/span><span id=b>sheet pan<\/span>! Because sometimes you just don't have enough stuff to fill a full <span id=a>cookie sheet<\/span><span id=b>sheet pan<\/span>: you only have <i>some<\/i> stuff. That's where the quarter-sized <span id=a>cookie sheet<\/span><span id=b>sheet pan<\/span> comes in. It's smaller, you see. It only holds two pork chops, not eight. 1\/4. Math.<\/p>\n<p>And here's a secret even the pros at the NYT don't know about: if you have a toaster oven, you already have a quarter-sized <span id=a>cookie sheet<\/span><span id=b>sheet pan<\/span>. That little baking tray that they give you? Well, it's a full-sized <span id=a>cookie sheet<\/span><span id=b>sheet pan<\/span> in a toaster oven but a quarter-sized <span id=a>cookie sheet<\/span><span id=b>sheet pan<\/span> in a full oven! *Boom* goes your mind. And if you don't have that, you might have some aluminum foil. And, if you can puzzle-out how to fold some edges onto the sides of a double-sheet of foil, you can make your own disposable <span id=a>cookie sheet<\/span><span id=b>sheet pan<\/span> of any size you want!\n<\/div>\n<p>These are the days of miracles and wonders.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The NYT food section discovers ... the cookie sheetsheet pan! Did you know you can cook things in your oven? And that you can put them on a ... cookie sheetsheet pan? Even things that aren't cookies! Savory things! And did you know that some things might spatter the other things with their squirting, oozing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27635"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27647,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27635\/revisions\/27647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}