{"id":26884,"date":"2017-11-10T11:06:59","date_gmt":"2017-11-10T16:06:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=26884"},"modified":"2017-11-10T11:06:59","modified_gmt":"2017-11-10T16:06:59","slug":"i-wanna-be-a-lifeguard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=26884","title":{"rendered":"I Wanna Be A Lifeguard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let's listen to Blotto!<\/p>\n<div class=\"lyte-wrapper fourthree\" title=\"I Wanna Be A Lifeguard by Blotto\" style=\"width:640px;max-width:100%;margin:5px;\"><div class=\"lyMe\" id=\"WYL_CBRJ6jQfap0\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><div><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/CBRJ6jQfap0\/hqdefault.jpg\" \/><meta itemprop=\"embedURL\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CBRJ6jQfap0\" \/><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"PT4M26S\" \/><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2009-05-23T02:02:52Z\" \/><\/div><div id=\"lyte_CBRJ6jQfap0\" data-src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/CBRJ6jQfap0\/hqdefault.jpg\" class=\"pL\"><div class=\"tC\"><div class=\"tT\" itemprop=\"name\">I Wanna Be A Lifeguard by Blotto<\/div><\/div><div class=\"play\"><\/div><div class=\"ctrl\"><div class=\"Lctrl\"><\/div><div class=\"Rctrl\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/CBRJ6jQfap0\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/CBRJ6jQfap0\/0.jpg\" alt=\"I Wanna Be A Lifeguard by Blotto\" width=\"640\" height=\"460\" \/><br \/>Watch this video on YouTube<\/a><\/noscript><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"copyright Blottones Music written by Broadway Blotto www.blotto.net Selling shoes Another loser working in a shopping mall 9 to 5 A slave driver telling me &quot;Get on the ball!&quot; A crowded store I kneel before them Misery beyond compare Sweaty socks A lady boxer What&#039;s she got against fresh air? I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) Hardly any clothes (lifeguard) Sand between my toes (lifeguard) White stuff on my nose Selling shoes Another loser working in a shopping mall I&#039;m getting fat What does it matter? Nobody cares at all But next July, I&#039;ll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool Summer blondes revealing tanlines I&#039;ll make more moves than Allied Van Lines I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (be a big man, now...get a great tan, now) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) Sitting on my chair (lifeguard) In the salty air (lifeguard) White stuff on my nose I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) Lounging on the deck (lifeguard) Whistle &#039;round my neck (lifeguard) White stuff in my nose I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"lL\" style=\"max-width:100%;width:640px;margin:5px;\"><\/div><\/p>\n<p>You're welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let's listen to Blotto! You're welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lets-listen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26884"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26885,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26884\/revisions\/26885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}