{"id":2540,"date":"2008-05-30T08:28:56","date_gmt":"2008-05-30T12:28:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=2540"},"modified":"2008-05-30T08:28:56","modified_gmt":"2008-05-30T12:28:56","slug":"chocolate-penis-craving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=2540","title":{"rendered":"Chocolate Penis Craving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thelocal.se\/12058\/20080528\/\">The Local<\/a>, (\"Sweden's News In English\"), has this story:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A 28-year-old man is headed to court after being unable to control a strange urge that overcame him while visiting a condom shop in Gothenburg with his fiancee last November<\/p>\n<p>As he was strolling through the store, the man became so enamoured with a chocolate penis and a Playboy bunny that he decided to stuff both in his pocket and exit the store without paying.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI lost my head. I even had money with me. I don\u2019t know why I took the stuff,\u201d the 28-year-old said to the G\u00f6teborgs-Posten newspaper.<\/p>\n<p>The man had thought of giving the items to his fiancee as a present until he was caught with the chocolate penis protruding from his back pocket.<\/p>\n<p>During questioning the man admitted to taking the dildo delicacy, but initially denied snatching the bunny.<\/p>\n<p>Had the man come clean and pleaded guilty to stealing both items, which have a combined value of 148 kronor ($25), he could have resolved the matter by simply paying a fine.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, the man\u2019s lie has landed him in court, where he will once again be asked to explain why he attempted to pilfer the chocolate penis.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\"Pilfer the chocolate penis\". I love it. It sounds like something somebody would make with one of those refrigerator magnet poetry sets.<\/p>\n<p>But, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thelocal.se\/12120\/20080530\/\">this story<\/a>, on the same site, has the better headline.<\/p>\n<p>(via Fark)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Local, (\"Sweden's News In English\"), has this story: A 28-year-old man is headed to court after being unable to control a strange urge that overcame him while visiting a condom shop in Gothenburg with his fiancee last November As he was strolling through the store, the man became so enamoured with a chocolate penis [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}