{"id":23852,"date":"2016-03-25T15:05:26","date_gmt":"2016-03-25T19:05:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=23852"},"modified":"2016-03-28T11:43:59","modified_gmt":"2016-03-28T15:43:59","slug":"ted-cruz-affairs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=23852","title":{"rendered":"Rat, Fucking\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If <a href=\"http:\/\/theconservativetreehouse.com\/2016\/03\/24\/the-national-enquirer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs\/\">this<\/a> is accurate (please, FSM, let it be accurate), Ted Cruz had affairs with:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>A Trump spokeswoman\n<li>A Cruz spokeswoman\n<li>Carly Fiorina's campaign manager!\n<li>?\n<li>?\n<\/ol>\n<p>Two are still unidentified.<\/p>\n<p>But #3 would certainly help explain why Cruz's Super PAC mysteriously sent $500,000 to Fiorina's Super PAC last June. <\/p>\n<p>The story also implicates various wingnut media outlets for refusing to run the story. Tee hee.<\/p>\n<p>Somewhere, Marco Rubio just put one of his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/news\/2016\/01\/marco-rubio-boots\">fancy boots<\/a> through a wall.<\/p>\n<p>While <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unc.edu\/~pmeyer\/Hart\/hartarticle.html\">Gary Hart<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalenquirer.com\/photos\/how-enquirer-broke-john-edwards-love-child-scandal\/photo\/98605\/\">John Edwards<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/news\/ginger-white-apologizes-to-herman-cains-wife-kids\/\">Herman Cain<\/a> all just poured one out, in solidarity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If this is accurate (please, FSM, let it be accurate), Ted Cruz had affairs with: A Trump spokeswoman A Cruz spokeswoman Carly Fiorina's campaign manager! ? ? Two are still unidentified. But #3 would certainly help explain why Cruz's Super PAC mysteriously sent $500,000 to Fiorina's Super PAC last June. The story also implicates various [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23852"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23867,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23852\/revisions\/23867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}