{"id":23677,"date":"2016-02-26T13:21:41","date_gmt":"2016-02-26T18:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=23677"},"modified":"2016-02-29T13:00:35","modified_gmt":"2016-02-29T18:00:35","slug":"23677","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=23677","title":{"rendered":"Daddy's Gonna Kill Ralphie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like Rubio finally <a href=\"http:\/\/www.motherjones.com\/kevin-drum\/2016\/02\/quote-day-marco-rubio-tells-us-what-halftime-was-debate\">grew a pair<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Let me tell you something, last night in the debate, during one of the breaks \u2014 two of the breaks \u2014 he [Trump] went backstage, he was having a meltdown. First he had this little makeup thing applying, like, makeup around his mustache because he had one of those sweat mustaches. Then, then he asked for a full-length mirror. I don't know why, because the podium goes up to here. But he wanted a full-length mirror. Maybe to make sure his pants weren't wet \u2014 I don't know.\"<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oof.<\/p>\n<div class=\"lyte-wrapper fourthree\" title=\"A Christmas Story - Ralphie Beats Up Bully\" style=\"width:640px;max-width:100%;margin:5px;\"><div class=\"lyMe\" id=\"WYL_XvijyBIgazE\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><div><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/XvijyBIgazE\/hqdefault.jpg\" \/><meta itemprop=\"embedURL\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XvijyBIgazE\" \/><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"PT2M12S\" \/><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2010-08-17T23:14:07Z\" \/><\/div><div id=\"lyte_XvijyBIgazE\" data-src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/XvijyBIgazE\/hqdefault.jpg\" class=\"pL\"><div class=\"tC\"><div class=\"tT\" itemprop=\"name\">A Christmas Story - Ralphie Beats Up Bully<\/div><\/div><div class=\"play\"><\/div><div class=\"ctrl\"><div class=\"Lctrl\"><\/div><div class=\"Rctrl\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/XvijyBIgazE\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/XvijyBIgazE\/0.jpg\" alt=\"A Christmas Story - Ralphie Beats Up Bully\" width=\"640\" height=\"460\" \/><br \/>Watch this video on YouTube<\/a><\/noscript><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Ralphie, from A Christmas Story, Beats Up Farkus, the neighborhood bully, in a tirade of obscenities. Watch more here: http:\/\/youtu.be\/DLX3CjiT_70\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"lL\" style=\"max-width:100%;width:640px;margin:5px;\"><\/div><\/p>\n<p>He's still a child, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like Rubio finally grew a pair. Let me tell you something, last night in the debate, during one of the breaks \u2014 two of the breaks \u2014 he [Trump] went backstage, he was having a meltdown. First he had this little makeup thing applying, like, makeup around his mustache because he had one of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23677"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23692,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23677\/revisions\/23692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}