{"id":2327,"date":"2008-03-14T10:23:27","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T14:23:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=2327"},"modified":"2008-03-14T10:23:27","modified_gmt":"2008-03-14T14:23:27","slug":"commander-douchebag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=2327","title":{"rendered":"Commander Douchebag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/politicsNews\/idUSN1333111120080313?feedType=RSS&feedName=politicsNews\">Bush laments<\/a> his inability to go fight in his righteous little wars:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Bush heard tales of all-night tea drinking sessions to coax local residents into cooperating, and of tribesmen crossing mountains to attend government meetings seen as building blocks for the country's democracy-in-the-making.<\/p>\n<p>\"I must say, I'm a little envious,\" Bush said. \"If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed.\"<\/p>\n<p>\"It must be exciting for you ... in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You're really making history, and thanks,\" Bush said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What a tool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bush laments his inability to go fight in his righteous little wars: Bush heard tales of all-night tea drinking sessions to coax local residents into cooperating, and of tribesmen crossing mountains to attend government meetings seen as building blocks for the country's democracy-in-the-making. \"I must say, I'm a little envious,\" Bush said. \"If I were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}