{"id":23067,"date":"2015-10-14T18:40:31","date_gmt":"2015-10-14T18:40:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=23067"},"modified":"2015-10-14T18:40:31","modified_gmt":"2015-10-14T18:40:31","slug":"fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=23067","title":{"rendered":"Fail!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/borowitz-report\/ben-carson-democrats-offered-no-plan-to-protect-earth-from-dragons\">The Democrats<\/a> who participated in the first Democratic Presidential debate of the 2016 campaign garnered a scathing review from the retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson, who said that none of them offered a concrete plan to protect the Earth from an invasion of bloodthirsty alien dragons.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA swarm of marauding dragons with the capacity to shoot flames a thousand feet or more could destroy life on this planet as we know it,\u201d Carson told Fox News. \u201cAnd yet not a single one of these Democrats has apparently given any thought to such a threat.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Democrats who participated in the first Democratic Presidential debate of the 2016 campaign garnered a scathing review from the retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson, who said that none of them offered a concrete plan to protect the Earth from an invasion of bloodthirsty alien dragons. \u201cA swarm of marauding dragons with the capacity to shoot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23067"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23068,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23067\/revisions\/23068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}