{"id":22989,"date":"2015-09-24T17:03:23","date_gmt":"2015-09-24T17:03:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=22989"},"modified":"2015-09-25T19:46:59","modified_gmt":"2015-09-25T19:46:59","slug":"his-bulbous-salutation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=22989","title":{"rendered":"His bulbous salutation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Morrissey wrote a book. <a href=\"http:\/\/thequietus.com\/articles\/18847-morrissey-s-debut-novel-tanks\">Here's an excerpt<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cEliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza\u2019s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra\u2019s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza\u2019s body except for the otherwise central zone.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Sounds like they've become a lurid purple <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Katamari_Damacy\">Katamari<\/a>, rolling across the lexicon, gobbling-up every adjective and modifier in their path.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Morrissey wrote a book. Here's an excerpt. \u201cEliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza\u2019s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra\u2019s howling mouth and the pained frenzy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22989"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22989\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22997,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22989\/revisions\/22997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}