{"id":2221,"date":"2008-01-28T10:09:15","date_gmt":"2008-01-28T14:09:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=2221"},"modified":"2008-01-28T10:09:15","modified_gmt":"2008-01-28T14:09:15","slug":"the-worst-of-all-meals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=2221","title":{"rendered":"The Worst Of All Meals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sensible people agree: <a href=\"http:\/\/marklow.tumblr.com\/post\/24687465\">brunch sucks<\/a>. By the time it happens, I've already been up and I've already eaten all I want, and I just want to get on with my afternoon. <\/p>\n<p>You guys want pancakes, eggs and bacon? I'll make the fucking pancakes, eggs and bacon - just don't make me wait around while everybody gets their shit together enough to wearily debate the number of cars we need to take to go stand in line for 30 minutes at some noisy breakfast place, waiting to eat heavy, greasy food that sends me right back to bed in a carb-crash coma. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sensible people agree: brunch sucks. By the time it happens, I've already been up and I've already eaten all I want, and I just want to get on with my afternoon. You guys want pancakes, eggs and bacon? I'll make the fucking pancakes, eggs and bacon - just don't make me wait around while everybody [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2221\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}