{"id":2093,"date":"2007-12-04T11:28:49","date_gmt":"2007-12-04T15:28:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=2093"},"modified":"2007-12-04T11:28:49","modified_gmt":"2007-12-04T15:28:49","slug":"i-said-genius-bitches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=2093","title":{"rendered":"I Said Genius, Bitches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have been informed that this wondrous and unusually informative blog no longer meets the criteria required to attain a certification of <a href=\"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=2059\">Genius<\/a>. This is disturbing, and I feel compelled to remedy the situation, lest you, Dear Reader, come to feel you are receiving content of a lower quality than that which you clearly deserve given the, frankly, exorbitant prices you have to pay for it.<\/p>\n<p>Therefore, I am writing this post with the aim of increasing the average sentence length and syllable-per-word count. As even the basest intellect can see, even though I am temporarily ranked at a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.subgenius.com\/\">sub-genius<\/a> level, I retain my dexterous command of a wide range of sesquipedal, nay polysyllabic, words: from the pedestrian \"average\" to the rarefied \"rarefied\". And when it comes to the question of sentence length, I am sure my constructs can exceed even the wildest expectations, as they routinely leave far behind the point where a typical and narrow-minded high-school English composition instructor would scream at the top of his asthmatic, chalk-caked lungs, \"run-on!\" and unflinchingly venture into Joycean realms where the subject precariously dangles by gossamer beyond the horizon of the scrotumtightening precipice and the object is merely an ever-swirling mist of possible referents, leaving you to backtrack, if you choose, through the labyrinthine twists and turns of my majestic - and assuredly Genius-level - grammatical conflations, should you find you've lost the plot. But I don't expect that you, Dear sharp-witted Reader, should have any problems - you wouldn't be here, after all, if you weren't exceptional. And do not trouble yourself finding mistakes: a man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of <A href=\"http:\/\/www.brainyquote.com\/quotes\/quotes\/j\/jamesjoyce109198.html\">discovery<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>There.<\/p>\n<p>Now rest assured, Dear Reader, this post will restore the blog to the reading level your discriminating tastes demand - or my name isn't Cleek J. Haplorrhini.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been informed that this wondrous and unusually informative blog no longer meets the criteria required to attain a certification of Genius. This is disturbing, and I feel compelled to remedy the situation, lest you, Dear Reader, come to feel you are receiving content of a lower quality than that which you clearly deserve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2093"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2093\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}